ABOUT THE BUDDER TURTLE

Basics

The budder turtle is real. He lurks among all the animals in the kingdom. You do not see them very often, or not at all. Mostly because they're sneaky and do not like their cover being blown. The budder turtle crawls in a slow motion on land, but also can be fast in a horrible situation. Most turtles swim underwater. The budder turtle also can swim, it can hold its breath forever because of its lungs, which have adapted to its crucial habitat. The budder turtle is super fast and can carry swords and weaponry easily. And with a blink of an eye, you will miss the budder turtle sneaking by to eat some budder. Now, the budder turtle ONLY eats budder in its diet. You might wonder how they get budder. Well, they steal it from you. Every night when you're asleep it sneaks its long snout into your fridge and steals your budder... the budder turtles relatives are the Budder Golem and the Cheetos turtle. Often times people wish to have these awesome animals as pets. Also, the budder turtle's eyes are so good at seeing in the dark and light. If you come across the budder turtle, feed it budder and it will become your pet, even though its eyes will always look evil. Budder Turtles have incredible and adaptable lungs. They can hold their breath for longer than 5 days. If a Budder Turtle can't find budder, it will make a substitute but crunching up leaves and mixing water with it. Budder Turtles are very smart, as they were created with budder and humans. Adam, the creator, (often known as Sky,) has been very secretive about this species. No one knows, but the Sky Army, and recruits. If you attempt to tame a Budder Turtle, you will need budder, a high pithched whistle, a fork and a plate, and a clear empty space. Blow the whistle near a Budder Turtle. (Twenty feet away) Scratch the fork on the plate... and hold out budder. The Turtle should come closer, and eat the budder. It will now follow you forever.

Habitat

The Budder Turtle's habitat is basically in the Seattle, WA range. You can also find them in Southern Florida, hiding. Usually, they hide in thick brush in the forest, near a lake. Or you can find the aquatic version of the Budder Turtle, and it will be blue, near the Pacific Ocean. Usually, a forest near a city will often result in Budder Turtle's by the millions. Aquatic Budder Turtles often eat budder, but what kind of budder? Sea budder! A secret anenome called the Budder Anenome, provides a fresh meal for aquatic Budder Turtles! Now that's somethin'! I recommend searching for Budder Turtles at night, when they are more active... morning is alright, but not as good.

Breeding

So, you've got two Budder Turtles, a female and a male, (you can tell the difference by the shell... the females will be more duller than the males,) and you want them to mate. What to do? Budder Turtles are very social animals. They communicate by clicks and hisses. To get these two to mate, introduce them first. Properly. Place them facing eachother in a compact room. Let them mess around, like look at eacthother or rub eachothers shells. NEVER LET ANOTHER MALE TURTLE IN! A FIGHT WILL COMMENCE! And after they are done communicating, they will do a mating call, "Ker-wah! Ker- Wah," And you can get out of the room, and come back after you hear another "KER-WAH!". In 2 months you'll have 15 eggs (They should be yellowish greyish... if they are not, contact me. They may have an infection). Place them in a safe, soft enviernment, but near their parents. Wait 8 weeks, and you'll have cute babies. If any problems with the adults or the babies, contact me.

Numbers

You can probaly tell Budder Turtles do breed fairly quickly. They are not endangered, though they are very rare of sighting. Usually, when a two mate, they are mates for life. Their are no 'turtles lawyers' to file a divorce. They just be mates forever. Mating every spring... until they are 25 years old, and they stop. This is the age of growing, and they will grow even more. They will live for about 100 years, and then will die, sadly... of course. So, if they do breed, they'll breed every Spring, unless seperated or other mate. If you don't want the babies, give them to Sky or me. Thank you! They start mating a 10 years old. 150 babies the whole time! Luckily, Budder Turtles are easy to care for!

Pets

Do you want a pet Budder Turtle? Of course you do! Then don't fret, because they are easier to take care of than a horse, cat, dog and even snake. TO FEED A BUDDER TURTLE: Give it either Budder or Budder Flowers. TO GIVE IT A DRINK: Give it melted Budder. TO MAKE A BED: Put some old clothes in a box or a chair, and place the turtle in it. TO PLAY GAMES: Go outside and jump up. You're turtle will to. Pet your turtle, it will cuddle with you. Play ball. It'll actually THROW BACK! TO EXERSIZE IT: Walk around the house in paces with your Budder Turtle next to you wave your hand back and forth, like your waving, and it will copy you. To stop, wave your hand back and forth again. TO CLEAN UP IT'S WASTE: It's waste is practically nothing... only one or two drops of melted budder. Turtles don't go #1 or #2... only their own way of going. TO CLEAN YOUR TURTLE: Go outside. Get a hose. Spray the turtle for 10 minutes with soap. (DON'T GET SOAP IN THE EYE!) And he'll be clean. PICKING A NAME: Hmmm?! A name? Well, I would suggest a cute name, or maybe a friendly name. Or a name that reminds you of something. Or something unique. My turtles are named: Elkwood, Hulk, Budder, Misty, Yurtle, and Lord. Misty's the only girl. Taco, my new one... was the runt of the litter. Be especially nice to runts, like Taco.

Realitives To The Budder Turtle

Don't want a Budder Turtle? Get one of these close realitives: Budder Golem; it is very strong, doesn't eat, gaurds you day and night.... and very smart. Cheetos Turtles; A turtle made of Cheeto's, very cute and smaller than Budder Turtles, not as smart, but able to mimic human voice. Can sing very good, and very nice to have.

Budder Bite!

What if a Budder Turtle bites you? Well, there are two ways it could bite you... very hard and not let go,or bite very softly and let go quickly. If it keeps holding on, you have to go to the hospital immediatly! Budder Turtle bites are very poisonus and cause a very rare diesiese called Budderphobia, which is not good to have. You'll be dreaming of Budder every night, getting dizzy when you eat anything but Budder, and can't read or write or do math properly. Take this very seriously and go to a hospital immedietly. Doctors do have an antedote, however, it only works if you just got infected... not 10 hours later.

Appearance

Budder Turtles look like a gold color. Their eyes are usually black and mean looking, though they are very nice and socialable. Males are about 3 feet long when fully grown and 100 lbs. Females are usually around 2 1/2 feet long when fully grown and 92 lbs. As babies, budder turtles do not have the goldish color that adults have. They look more grey and screech a lot, while the adults try to pamper them. Males have more colorful shells than females. Females have more greyish goldish shells, whereas males just have a gold shell.

Behavior

Budder Turtles, like most animals, have a territory. And frankly, they fight over teritory. Budder Turtles fight like their lives depend on it. And they do. First, the Budder Turtles stares down its opponent, and if it doesn't run away, it screeches very loud, and if that doesn't work, they go to war! When they fight, the turtles head butt, bite and scream until their opponent can't fight no more or hides in their shell. They also do this to get mates. The males always fight for the females... and see who wins. Communications is very easy to understand.... high clicks are happy, low clicks are scared, and a screech is mad. Behaving friendly in the turtle world means: rubbing shells, soft clicking, playing chase and play fighting. You can tell Budder Turtles are play fighting when you hear soft clicks, not screeches.